​​Unisex High-Street Asymmetric Zipper Jacket – Heavyweight Distressed Hooded Coat For Spring & Fall (Grey, M-3XL)​​

Your Signature Anti-Fit Silhouette​​ For those who treat clothing as wearable sculpture – this jacket bends the rules of symmetry. ​​Why This Isn’t Just Another Hoodie​​ 🔹 ​​Diagonal Dimensionality​​ – 37° angled zipper creates illusion of elongated torso (modeled by 5’5” and 6’1” wearers). 🔹 ​​Controlled Destruction​​ – Hand-sanded abrasions at stress points mimic 2-year natural wear. 🔹 ​​Weight = Authority​​ – 550GSM French terry backing stops wind chill without bulk. 🔹 ​​Stealth Utility​​ – Thumb loops tuck away when not in use; hood depth adjusts via hidden drawstring. 🔹 ​​Monastic Palette​​ – Grey dye batch-mixed with charcoal undertones to complement all skin tones. ​​From Studio to Street​​ ​​Gallery Hack​​: Layer over turtleneck + waxed denim (leave zipper at 3/4 position). ​​Rainy Day Armor​​: Hood up + zipper fully closed = water-beading surface like treated canvas. ​​Jetlag Uniform​​: Pair with techwear pants for instant “just flew in from Berlin” credibility. ​​Disclaimer​​ May provoke compliments from strangers who “used to have a jacket like this in the 90s”.