​​"Men's Fleece-Lined Print Sweater – Winter-Ready Semi-Turtleneck Pullover With Relaxed Fit (M-4XL, 4 Neutral Tones)"​​

The Sweater That Lies About Your Salary​​ For when you need to look like you can afford therapy. ​​Black Market Practical Features​​ ​​"Men's Fleece-Lined Print Sweater – Winter-Ready Semi-Turtleneck Pullover with Relaxed Fit (M-4XL, 4 Neutral Tones)"​​ ​​Gulag-Approved Warmth​​ – Fleece lining replicates Soviet prison insulation ​​Pretentious Print​​ – Abstract shapes suggest art school dropout ​​Neckgate Technology​​ – Stays up just long enough to seem intentional ​​Construction Worker Fit​​ – Baggy enough to hide safety violations ​​Interpol Neutral Colors​​ – Won't stand out in lineup photos ​​Style Hacks for the Underemployed​​ ​​Barista Intellectual​​ – Grey with fingerless gloves ​​Fake Consultant​​ – Navy with stolen office badge ​​Night Shift Chic​​ – Black with permanent dark circles ​​Winter Survivalist​​ – Charcoal with emergency vodka flask ​​Details That Scream "Temporary Housing"​​ Reinforced cuffs for subway pole gripping Pilling designed to look vintage after one wash Stretchy enough for sudden evictions Print placement hides ramen stains